Dating Disaster: Bike Ride Edition

It's a warm early summer's day, the sky is cloudless, and you're cycling down the canal path alongside a pretty girl. Sounds like a dream date, right? And you know what, it could have been if it wasn't for the fact I was on a date with the female equivalent of Lance fucking Armstrong. I've... Continue Reading →

Inter-continental Hoe Phase

*Disclaimer: all covid precautions have been followed, your gal is fully vaccinated (big flex, I know) and I've made sure to follow the rules. It's been quiet on the blog the past few months, the reason being that things with my girlfriend ended and I was completely devastated. The breakup was so unexpected and it... Continue Reading →

What Not to Do on a First Date

You're probably expecting "ten things to avoid doing on a first date" and if you are then sorry to disappoint but you're not going to get it here. I actually find these types of post insanely dull, most of it is common sense like "don't turn up smelly and unclean". I mean c'mon who has... Continue Reading →

First Date Disaster

I definitely should not have gone on that date. Before we get to the date let me walk you through the red flags I so happily ignored. Do you ever have those moments where you just sense something's off? The person you're talking to isn't necessarily doing or saying anything wrong but their vibe just... Continue Reading →

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